Some Jokes

1. Srdr: I haven’t slept all night in the train.

Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
frnd: Y didn’t u Exchanged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth...


2. Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there....... ...... Girl goes at night & really nobody was there


3. A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form
He had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know y?
FORM says “FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


4. A sardar invested 5 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Does u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab village!

5. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her


6. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


7. 19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...


8. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


9. Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr: "I've been
promoted as branch manager


10. A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.


A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have an Air cell phone but still hutch network is following
me.


Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, "It was a flop idea."
Santa, "Didn't the girl come to your house?"
Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook